My brother is calling himself a nerd and a geek but he hates doctor who, sherlock, supernatural, harry potter, and hunger games. And hates reading. And tumblr.
Ok
Burn the heathen!
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The first thing Snape asks Harry is “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’ and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
J.K. Fucking Rowling everyone.
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#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautifulEvery frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.
you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times
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My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter movies and books and he realized something. He said it was ironic how everyone thought before there were going to be seven movies, but there ended up being eight. Just like the pieces of Voldemorts soul. There were supposed to be seven, but there ended up being eight…
My mind…
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Forever reblog.
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- Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
- Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here.
- Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically.
- Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year.
- Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you.
- Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice.
Brilliant!
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My favourite character. Hands down.
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Amazing.
<3 this.
My HP conversation on Omegle.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
want to see my dick
Stranger: no
You: :O
You: you have a child called richard!
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you are called richard!
You: I’M CALLED RICHARD?
Stranger: YES!
You: It cannot be!
You: Anything but richard!
Stranger: you are!
Stranger: uhm.. Anthony it is!
You: errhmm yeah
You: I can fly with Anthony
You: Can I be called Ant for short?
Stranger: yeah sure thing ANt
Stranger: tiny tiny ant
You: Dammit Jason you know it winds me up when you capitalize my ‘n’
Stranger: I’m sorry ANt i didn’t mean to! But i’m not JAson
You: You’re not?!
You: But
Stranger: No!
You: if you aren’t JAson
You: then who?
Stranger: guessing time!
You: OH MA GAWH
You: YOU’RE VOLDEMORT.
Stranger: YEAH! Mmoahahaha! And i know you’re not ANt.. you’re… NEVILLE!!
You: actually, it’s er… well. It’s Colin. Colin Creevy.
You: Picture?
Stranger: your name is Colin? :)
Stranger: yeah
You: Yes, that small one that aimlessly follows harry begging for his autograph.
and okay! Let me just get some of this backdrop going, bit of lighting here, some flash there and a tad of makeup. There! We’re ready! Say: “Ikilledharry’sparentsandrofledintheprocess”!!!
Stranger: Ikilledharry’sparentsandrofledintheprocess!
You: [bright flash]
You: [whirring noise]
Stranger: cheers!
You: There you go!
Stranger: can you see my nose?
You: One for the memory books I’d say!
You: oh
You: err…
You: ooh.
Stranger: TELL ME!
Stranger: CAN YOU SEE IT OR NOT?!
Stranger: WHERE IS IT?!
You: erhm… no-…not exactly!
Stranger: AAAAARGH!! *kills random people*
You: That weird looking gimp with the lighting bolt scar on his head has it between his thumb and his forefinger!
You: kill him!
Stranger: Avada kedavra!
You: [harry drops dead]
You: well…
Stranger: that was easy..
You: that’s a twist no one saw coming… guess you win the wizarding war huh?
Stranger: yeah! I should get a reward for that!
You: Another photograph?
Stranger: naah.. i’d prefer Dumbledore’s wand
You: Good choice sire
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: now hand it to me
You: [grabs wand and hands it to Voldemort]
Stranger: Thank you little boy.
Stranger: ooh i mean..
Stranger: now get the fuck out of my vision!
Stranger: sight* lol
You: We would have been much better story tellers than J.K.Rowling
Stranger: uhm yeah?!
Stranger: this is like the new NY best seller
You: lol jk. NO ONE is better than J.K. NO ONE.
You: AVADA KEDAVRA
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